Fruity Nutcake:
The Howard Stern Show Lyrics
Copyright Neil Berliner 1999

Now when God made Howard
He couldnt've been meaner
Made him 6 foot 10
With a 2 inch weiner

Robin Ophelia Quivers
Queen of the K-Rockers
I'd love to trade in my set
For her pair of knockers

Now who's that smelly
Fat brown toothed monkey?
They call it Gary
The Stern Show flunkie

Now Fred's terrific
From what I've seen
Long as he keeps taking
His Thorazine

The Howard Stern Show
Is quite a hit
It was even better
When Jackie quit

Some other girls
Jump KC's bones
But Fruity Nutcake
Wants the KC jones